Modern art: diseased mind

I felt very corrupt when I oh-so-skillfully painted this. My friend had just spilled some milk on my favorite childhood pillow and made a slightly ignorant gesture to it while waving his glass around. Knowing he had recently miscolored his previously white (yellow) sleeping towel to pink in the washing I understood his low mood and felt affected by it.
The red in this painting represents the mild rage towards my friend for his actions and towards the fact that my loved pillow would now never be as clean as it could have been if he hadn't spilled the milk in the first place.
The blue and purple simply represent the dark sadness over my pillow and how it might be feeling after that milky shower
The near-cyan represents my understanding of my friends' problems in life and how he might have felt at the moment of this event
The green represents my cactus who witnessed the entire event without taking much action, just standing there, waiting to grab my friends arm should he come close enough to make contact with him
The white represents the sudden empty fearful feeling of seeing the milk slowly splatter towards the pillow
The pink represents my pillow combined with my friends' sleeping towel
The orange, yellow and darker gray-ish represents the intensity of the situation and its surroundings, the sudden leap of milk, the desperation of our actions, the helplessness of human slowness unable to change the current happenings...

Such a masterpiece must be worth atleast $2'000, no?

Time: 5 minutes 155 hours


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